Gyll King is one of our most talented and versatile performers. She has been splitting sides for many years and has a huge personality which shows every time. With a wide range of characters to choose from to suit any occasion she will have the whole crowd rocking in no time.

Characters Include:

Desiree the One Night Stand

Hugely pregnant and looking for the ‘Bloke what done it’, Desiree is delightfully tarty but tasteful. Buffonned  hair and far too much make up. She’ll tell anyone that will listen how she was left stranded with a lump... This is Gyll’s most popular performance to date. She has left audiences breathless and victims baffled. She loves to be heckled but watch out? Her comebacks will floor you.

Nina Naughty Nurse

She’ll tease, taunt and try your patients (yes we know that’s a pun).Take your victim and tell tall tales. She’ll try her best to get him into bed for a mutual blanket bath. And by the time she’s told all she’ll have you in stitches.

Battle Axe Betty the Matron

A similar theme to Nina but this one barks and bites. She’ll threaten you with an enema and scare the living bejeebas out of you.  No nonsense Matron Betty will boss you around but have fun while doing it.

Tatty Arna the Bag  Lady

Tatty Arna is very disgruntled that she has gone down in the world. A refugee from a vague Russian Royal family she now lives under the Auckland bridge with a gaggle of unwashed minders as her entourage.  She will help herself to food, try to ‘borrow’ the cutlery. She’ll also demand attention when it’s time to embarrass your victim whilst doing all the grubby things that bag ladies do.

 Milly the maid

Milly is there to clean. Not that she’s particularly good at it but she does try. Once she spies the victim who she just happens to recognize then it’s all on! Having worked in a French Brothel she recognizes them for all the wrong reasons. Once she spills the beans your victim will be toast.

Dolly Hard-On

If the person you’re trying to get is a Country & Western fan (or especially if they hate it) call on Dolly. With mammories that arrive two minutes before she does, she’ll bring down the house with a hoot n holler. She gives you a right raucous rendition of an old favourite that is all about the special guest.

Mrs  Manda Tory

A fine upstanding conservative pillock of the community. After several  attempts at being the chairwoman of the Country Women’s institute she’s decided to go free lance as a time and efficiency coordinator. She’ll have no nonsense or new fangled goings on. She’s a demon when it comes to maximizing efficiency and doing the right thing. She may not like to be seen having a good time but you sure will. She’ll have you labeled and categorized and place in her box in no time.

Delorez the Dominatrix

She’s big and bad and is looking for a little puppy sub to embarrass in public. After you’ve been collared she’ll harness you to a chair and tell everyone all your whimpy little adventures as well as make you do strange things with delicious props. Trussed and tied you’ll have no option but to listen and obey. Be  warned though! You’re in for a spanking new experience! (Please note this is a more adult type of telegram and it is preferred that guests are over 18)

Gyll will tailor your telegram package to suit your needs should you require any other performances or characters .

 Gyll’s contact details:

Call or text -        027 4339481